THAT’S RIGHT FOLKS. OL’ ALEX MOUL, AKA MOULY. HE’S A DAF RIDER AND A VERY GOOD DAF DRINKER. WHERE’S HE AT?! I GOT A CALL FROM HIM A FEW MONTHS BACK AT 3 AM AND HE SAID I TOLD HIM NOT TO CAL UNLESS HE WAS IN DULL DAF EFFECT AND IT WAS AFTER 2 AM… DAMN! I DIDN’T REALIZE HE’D FOLLOW THROUGH WITH IT! WELL MOULY, HIT ME UP, WE’RE READY TO DO YOUR COOZIE!
THE OL’ POINT N SHOOT IS GONE. IT’S ALREADY THE 1ST OF MARCH. A WHOLE MONTH WENT BY WITHOUT 1 POST. WHAT WAS THAT YOU SAY? IS THE ONE AND ONLY COOZIE COMPANY SLACKING OFF? ARE THE BARS FINALLY TAKING THEIR TOLL? WELL MY FELLOW INTERWEB ENTHUSIASTS, THE ANSWER IS, NO! WE HAVE BEEN LAYING LOW WAITING TO POUNCE LIKE A WILD JUNGLE CAT HUNTING IT’S PREY. LIKE AN OWL IN THE NIGHT WAITING TO SWOOP DOWN ON IT’S UNSUSPECTING MEAL. WE ARE IN FACT BUILDING UP OUR EMPIRE ONLY TO RISE TO THE HIGHEST OF COOZIE COMMAND. SO FOR ALL YOU NAYSAYERS, JUST KEEP GOING ABOUT YOUR DAILY LIVES AND REMEMBER, WHEN YOU’RE LEAST SUSPECTING IT. SSSTAAKAAWWWW!!!!!